Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Charles's satanic childhood

When Charles was young he had a natura affinity for harming animals. When a baby he would grab the tails and legs of animls and squeal. When he was about 4 his father, a Satanic High Priest, got him to stomp a helpless frog to death. Once Charles's feet was covered in frog parts his father rewarded him with ice cream. Thus the connection for Charles between the brutal act of animal murder and yummy ice cream was made. As Charles grew older he would frequently prowl the around outside in search of small animals to mutilate. Once young Charles grew bored of feeling the struggles of his victims and hearing their cries he would stomp their heads and kill them. He would bring the corpses to his mother or father who would then reward him with a big bowl of ice cream. When Charles was 10 he killed his first cat, a 2 month old kitten. Upon seeing this his father gave him a $100 gift certificate to Ben and Jerry's, and decided to initiate him into the Satanic Ceremonies. Charles excelled at these ceremonies and eventually moved here to Humboldt county to create his own Satanic coven.

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