Monday, February 26, 2007

Witch wars

This just in! A titanic Satanic battle is brewing! The Satanic Priest Charles Douglas is losing control of the demon known as Nick Bravo. Once he loses control Charles will be psychically thrown into the abyss where he will remain forever. His physical body will undergo a paralysis and he will fall into a catatonic state. The demon Nick Bravo will then seize control of Charles's Satanic coven and there will be even more animal sacrifices than there already are.

Will our hero, Barbara Shults be able to stave off the psychic attacks of the demon Nick Bravo once his handler falls to the swirling abyss?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say that Charles and Nick need to cooperate to create a trully Satanic empire. Of course if they both do their own thing then Barbara and others will be fighting on two fronts.

Anonymous said...

Nick alienates Charles his only admitted ally, Barbara will just keep on hating him, along with, let's see, Hoover, Sims, Warford, Durham, Groves, Cobb, Meserve, Bass, Ferguson, Chesbro, Brinton, the Democrats, the Greens, the ACLU, the Peace march and the cities of Eureka and Arcata. Did I miss anyone?

What a genius strategy from Bravo, make everyone hate you and you win. Did wonders for Hitler.

Anonymous said...

Charles douglas will lose his trust fund and will be handed over to the F.B.I. for his part in the local Meth industry.

Anonymous said...

If the swirling abyss is made of ice cream then little chuckie can't wait to fall in.

Barbara Shults said...

This blog was not created by Barbara Shults. Cyberslalkers Charles Douglas and Nick Bravo have serious mental illnesses.

Barbara Shults said...

This blog was not created by Barbara Shults. Cyberslalkers Charles Douglas and Nick Bravo have serious mental illnesses.